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Archive for July, 2009
Jon & Kate: Better Off Together!
Jul 8th
Jon & Kate Plus 8
I know babykins, there is nothing out there but wall to wall Michael Jackson media coverage so I thought I’d give you a break from it all and rag on about Jon & Kate for awhile. Just thinking of the logistics of these two divorcing is a total nightmare. Can you see them dating? Once any prospective partner finds out they have eight children and in Jon’s case a harpy for an ex-wife, all bets are off. No one in their sane mind would take on the responsibility of caring for eight children because from what I’ve read neither one of them are too keen on being a full time parent. If they divorce the show will tank and TLC will pull the plug, which it should anyway, this circus has already folded and they’ve created a monster in Kate who thinks she’s the shiz by all accounts. Jon just wants to escape and both will be looking for someone to pick up the slack. When the money dries up and the offers stop coming in, which has begun, what will they do? If they are single they will each be looking for a sugar daddy/momma to restore them to their former status. The issue with that is you will be the one looking after the eight kids. You seriously don’t think Jon or Kate will do it, do you? NO, but Kate can be depended upon to whoop their asses in public if needed! This may be one of the reasons Jon wants out so desperately, she has slapped him real hard several times on the show. Off the air? Maybe he’s had his ass whooped too? Who knows!
As I said, anyone taking these two seriously will be in for a world of hurt, you will be spending your days cooking, cleaning, doing mountains of laundry, organizing activites, and in general being a slave to eight children and one adult as they spend your money. If you are broke, you need not apply. Neither one of these two will actually hold a real job and help with the bills. Even when they get to the status of Tonya Harding they will still think they are too famous for a job. Jon & Kate have become so used to others paying their way that they are insulted if they are handed a bill at McDonalds. Rednecks are everywhere!
So if you are in the market for eight step-children and a fat-lazy-ass husband, or eight step-children and a bitchy-whoop-your-ass wife then stand by Jon & Kate Gosselin may be your ticket to happiness. But in a few years from now when your millions are gone, you’re aged beyond your years worn out from housework, and have been discarded for a newer model…… don’t say I didn’t warn you!
The Angel of Death Is Looming Large Over Hollywood!
Jul 2nd
At the moment it seems the Angel of Death is looming quite large over Hollywood. In the past few weeks we have seen the expected and unexpected passings of David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson. The deaths of Ed and Farrah can be explained away as expected and timely. For Farrah there was even a “Death Watch” being held by the press knowing her end was so near. But for some others such as David and especially in Michael’s case their passing was untimely and unexpected causing shock waves throughout the world. For the global musical idol Michael Jackson the entire planet is in mourning as one would expect.
Personally I am happy not to be a celebrity at the moment. It seems to me the Angel of Death is spending a little too much time hanging out there. Or maybe he is enamored with celebs at the present and wants a few with him. What if the Angel of Death is not finished and decides to hang around awhile longer? That would mean there could be some more big names to follow Michael into that long night. We shall see. But as for me, I am glad I am a non-celeb and that taking me would be no feather in the Angel of Death’s cap. Perhaps I should spread a little lamb’s blood over the door frame in hopes he’ll pass me by altogether. Hey, it worked before, maybe it can work again! You know Patrick Swayze is shaking in his boots right now and if he thought for one second it would help he would do it too. Psst…he just took Billy Mays, the pitchman for OxyClean! This Angel is merciless!
So my advice is if you are a celeb, try not to be sick or live in the edge right now. This is not the time to tempt the Angel of Death. This bad ass dude ain’t playin’ around and his game is forever!
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