angel-of-death1At the moment it seems the Angel of Death is looming quite large over Hollywood. In the past few weeks we have seen the expected and unexpected passings of David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson. The deaths of Ed and Farrah can be explained away as expected and timely. For Farrah there was even a “Death Watch” being held by the press knowing her end was so near. But for some others such as David and especially in Michael’s case their passing was untimely and unexpected causing shock waves throughout the world. For the global musical idol Michael Jackson the entire planet is in mourning as one would expect.

Personally I am happy not to be a celebrity at the moment. It seems to me the Angel of Death is spending a little too much time hanging out there. Or maybe he is enamored with celebs at the present and wants a few with him. What if the Angel of Death is not finished and decides to hang around awhile longer? That would mean there could be some more big names to follow Michael into that long night. We shall see. But as for me, I am glad I am a non-celeb and that taking me would be no feather in the Angel of Death’s cap. Perhaps I should spread a little lamb’s blood over the door frame in hopes he’ll pass me by altogether. Hey, it worked before, maybe it can work again! You know Patrick Swayze is shaking in his boots right now and if he thought for one second it would help he would do it too. Psst…he just took Billy Mays, the pitchman for OxyClean! This Angel is merciless!

So my advice is if you are a celeb, try not to be sick or live in the edge right now. This is not the time to tempt the Angel of Death. This bad ass dude ain’t playin’ around and his game is forever!